Monday, November 9, 2015

ARE YOU GUYS WIZARDS

This is a question that gets asked so often it's almost as if it never gets asked at all.
I'll give you a hint: no.

"How do you make games then," I hear you screaming from the rooftops. "Doesn't making games require literal witchcraft?"

I'll give you a hint: no.

We make our games with a program called MULTIMEDIA FUSION 2 and it's basically the best thing to ever exi-

"I THOUGHT MY MOTHER WAS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST" Firstly, it's rude to interrupt. Secondly, fine. Sure, whatever. This is basically the best thing to ever exist that is ALSO a game making program.

With such features as:

BUILT IN ART TOOL - Change lights in your screen to different colors to make shapes appear! Supports transparency, alpha, and animations!

RIDICULOUSLY EASY INTERFACE - I can use it! If I can, you need a negative number of brain cells if you have gone through the tutorial and can't figure anything out. Layers are Ctrl + K, by the by the by.

LITERAL WITCHCRAFT - I lied. I do use witchcraft.

REALLY REALLY REALLY POWERFUL - This program can launch games the size of your average triple A title in seconds as opposed to the 30 seconds+ you normally have to wait. On top of that, the built-in expression editor that understands complex math will ensure that you can do pretty much whatever you want.

LOW PRICE - A hundred dollars gets you pretty much everything you need to deliver to a large audience. After that, it's just blood, sweat, and selling your soul to Clickteam. I will provide papers to do so if asked. Buying a product also gets you a 50% discount on all future products!

SO BUY  THE UPGRADED VERSION - CLICKTEAM FUSION 2.5 - YES, THAT'S RIGHT, ALL THIS STUFF IS JUST THE OLD VERSION - TODAY, JUST USE THE FOLLOWING LINK TO GET STARTED ON YOUR TRIP TO AWESOMENESS

Proof I'm not full of crap:
Literally anything made by this guy: http://nifflas.ni2.se/
This was also made with MMF2: http://grynsoft.com/wingsofvi/
This popular thing: http://store.steampowered.com/app/248310

http://www.clickteam.com/?a_aid=564115b4c6c52

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